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Don't live in a house without working smoke detectors and a carbon monoxide detector. Aren't you or your children's lives worth a little money and inconvenience? Don't replace a fuse or circuit breaker with a larger amperage! Break this rule and you may burn your house to the ground. Don't work on electricity that is live, especially in, around, or near water. Break this rule and get a free one way ticket to heaven. Even a tiny amount of electricity that passes through your heart can kill a person. Don't continually move a gas stove or dryer in and out of it's place. Break this rule and you may burn your house to the ground, make it explode, or fill your house with carbon monoxide. Don't have small children in a house where heavy objects are left to stand on their own. Bolt them in place. The heavy objects, not your kids.... Break this rule and you may burn your child with boiling liquid from the stove, or have them crushed beneath an entertainment center. MAKE SURE THINGS CAN'T TIP OVER! Kids love to climb on things. Don't test for gas leaks with a flame. Break this rule and get a one way ticket to the hospital or to heaven. I hope you like third degree burns. Don't try to fight a fire that burns beyond your stove. Get out of your house, that is what we pay taxes for...Firemen enjoy a good roast. Don't leave flammable liquid near your furnace, water heater, stove, fireplace, dryer or any other appliance. Don't pour flammable liquids down any drain, neither sewer nor storm. VAPORS THAT LEAK FROM THESE MATERIALS COULD CATCH ON FIRE OR EXPLODE! Flammable liquids include but are not limited to: Paint thinner, mineral solvents, gasoline, oil based paints, stains, varnishes, lacquers, |